My sister still opted out, and the lady at the desk (the lady at the desk in primary school is always known as ‘the lady at the desk’ – it’s law) told her that, … her son would have nothing to do for that half hour per week.

This situation is, of course, patently ridiculous. There are loads of things for the heathen kiddies to do that are exactly as relevant to a secular school education as learning about sometimes-angry-sometimes-benevolent men who live in the sky. The following are, obviously, the top five.

read on for one take on what your child can do while they are being discriminated against by the parachurches:


get the FIRIS opt out Guide here